Mouse with Built-In Numeric Keypad

Adesso AKP-170 Mouse with Built-In Numeric Keypad. Numeric keypads, though. Boy. Maybe it’s from years spent playing first-person shooters that required all nine keys and the halo of operators before we collectively realized that WASD gave even more options*. Or perhaps the time I scored the office record at the temporary agency on the ten-key test. Whatever it is, I find them irresistible, despite that I have a perfectly functional one on the very keyboard from which I am now inputing.

I’ll resist this AKP-170 mouse from Adesso, which hides a ten-key with oh-so-luxurious backspace key, pined after by data entry professionals everywhere. Not without shedding a single metallic tear, mind you. Because not only is this thing available for sale, but it can be purchased by the case.